On Tuesday night, Machine Gun Kelly posted a photo of him with the caption, “Sneak Attack with my Young Foxy.”
Fans spotted the odd handwriting and assumed that the photo was actually of Megan Fox, who also happens to be his ex-girlfriend, but this was not the case.
Fox was “friendly” with Kelly, but the pair never dated, despite the singer’s public claims that they hooked up in 2017.
The real star of the photo, however, was the knife Kelly attempted to stab the camera with. He posted another image of his wounded neck just after midnight the following morning, and also documented his surgery on Instagram. “#4MD” he wrote, referring to his arm. He posted another photo of the bandages that covered his arm a day later.
“Hope you’re all in good spirits! Got banged up a bit! Lotta stitches and still waiting for surgery but that’s what it’s all about- coming from the underground,” he wrote.
Considering his skills as a gunfighter, Kelly could do worse than by impressing Megan Fox with his martial arts abilities. Who knows what kind of bruises he’ll leave us.