As you enter the year 31011, enjoy these ways to activate the only meaning you have left.
MAY 22: They say a great snake who hunts mice will meet a mouse he can feed, but you will have to just wait and see.
JUNE 21: Can you read an artist’s muse and be sure she is not haunting your art?
JULY 19: Nothing ends despite its reluctance to leave. It can kill and disgrace. It can kill and delight. It will pay, and escape.
AUGUST 24: Be indomitable in a hurricane. Be indomitable in your battle with cancer. Be indomitable in your battle against the office bully. Be indomitable in your battle against your future self.
SEPTEMBER 21: When it comes to personal fitness, be calm and generous but stingy with excuses. Be generous with affection and punnish with demands.
OCTOBER 18: Call and text your lungs more frequently. They now spew awesome air just to stay alive.
NOVEMBER 16: Use your power to serve the poor. Empower those most in need of a helping hand.
DECEMBER 14: Play scenes from “The Lion King” to everyone in your home or building, daily. This will create a fun and uplifting atmosphere.
AUGUST 29: Your ideal brainless project of 2018 has been planned. Don’t mind the work, do mind the company.
SEPTEMBER 1: Start a petition, a march or a rally in support of an action you believe is important. But do make it peaceful.
SEPTEMBER 12: Accept responsibility for your failings. Instead of letting yourself off the hook you should concentrate on why you failed and if you failed, what action you could take to prevent a repeat.
OCTOBER 18: Learn from your mistakes and help those who may fall victim to them.
NOVEMBER 2: When looking for love, take precautions not to tempt or trap one.
NOVEMBER 9: Throw caution to the wind and have just one ideal man on your agenda. He will be your Prince Charming.
DECEMBER 7: Let yourself feel grateful for everything you possess. Have a life that is genuine, enjoyable and well-lived.